When you fix a tech problem on your own
holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
Oh my god hold me this is scary shit
well shit
fuck
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
WHO THE FUCK COMBINED MARVEL ZOMBIES WITH RESIDENT EVIL! (Dude! we’re all gonna be fucked up by this! Humanity can do impressive things if the mind is put into it and the best the scientist can do is a fucking new virus that turns people into zombies! allow me to give you a great ovation for causing the fucking world to become even worst that what already was. Come on people let us applaud to the person or team of greatly and highly intelligent beings that brought our worst nightmares to reality! Come on, let’s get ready because shit just got real and the ones to pay the price will be us!
To whoever invented the virus, let me tell you distinguished sir or ma’am that I hope you suffer a tenfold of what humanity is going to suffer all combined. Welcome to our new world in which the Walking Dead, Resident Evil, Marvel Zombies, Dawn of the Dead and all of those films and series got combined to fuck us up.
This is gonna be a wild ride, specially when they say that they got people in “quarantine” ‘cause that’s when you know that everything will be either nuked or napalm’d.
I still remember when 3 years ago I saw a documental in Discovery channel in which they said that a zombie outbreak was impossible, seems like the guy who did this wanted to prove that wrong…..and like every other movie this is only the beginning. Fuck……
Okay so assuming this is real, and none of that is made up, then ;gerliuerbluk;erhiardgiysgadfguadfbuadfghkuafgk;
gholy fucking shit i’m terrified
the zombie apocalypse has started
repeat:
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED
DO PANIC MOTHERFUCKERS
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comfort me more on how the zombie apocalypse isn't going to happen
AnonymousDearest Anon,
You have probably heard of all the hazmat incidences and the gruesome attacks that have been taking place in various parts of the United States, specifically Florida. While it may be more exciting to scream “OMG ZOMBIES” these occurrences are isolated from one another and are not a part of some horror film.
Let’s take a look at the rashes first, shall we? Growing up in South Florida I can tell you that those schools aren’t exactly the cleanest buildings around; something could have easily been picked up and caused a minor reaction. Or, more plausibly, these ‘rashes’ started out as insect bites. Insect bites, as I’m sure you know, tend to be rather itchy. If students and teachers started scratching absentmindedly it would have only further irritated the skin, making it appear as something worse. It’s happened to me, it’s happened to friends, it’s happened to other classmates I’ve had.
Now let’s look at the cannibalistic attack in Miami. Have you not heard of drugs, Anon? There is a new synthetic LSD that is growing in popularity and, unfortunately, was the attacker’s drug of choice. “But what about that doctor dude who spat blood?” you ask. The doctor was pulled over for drunk driving. It is not unlikely for drunks to be angry and paranoid, leading them to perform bizarre behaviors. He banged his head against the partition until he bled, and it was because of this self-inflicted drunken injury that he was able to spat blood at the officer.
As for the other reported attacks that involved biting another human, those attackers could have also been under the influence of some substance or they’re just crazy. Mike Tyson once bit a guy’s ear off and people didn’t accuse him of being a zombie.
Next time you get a piece of news, take a step back and analyze the information. Think of every possible solution before believing the presentation before you.
